At Long Last, The New Rebecca Black Single Has Arrived
If Jay-Z and Kanye West’s “Watch The Throne” is the most highly anticipated music release of the year, the Bizarro version of that would have to be Rebecca Black’s follow-up to “Friday” titled, “My...
View ArticleMorning Links: Skip the Video
kate-upton-catwalk-beach-bunny-lingerie-02 by EgotasticMedia It’s just some fat girl walking in a swimsuit. I talk about basketball in a moment. Sports Dwight Howard Strongly Considering Playing...
View ArticleWatch: Rebecca Black follows up ‘Friday’ with ‘My Moment’
Rebecca Black should have stopped while she was ahead, but human nature being what it is, we knew that wasn’t going to happen. “My Moment,” her follow up to on-line phenomenon “Friday” is meant to...
View ArticleArk Music Factory Must Be Stopped
Ark Music Factory — the record label that brought you Rebecca Black and, more recently, Lexi St. George — is at it again, and their “talent” is getting younger, it seems. Not only is this, the video...
View ArticleListen: Katy Perry and Missy Elliott on fun remix of “Last Friday Night...
Will Katy Perry’s new emix of “Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.) featuring Missy Elliott be enough to push the song to the top of the Billboard Hot 100? Make no mistake, in addition to being a fun pairing...
View ArticleJason Terry Now The Least Cool NBA Player
By way of The Basketball Jones comes the debut rap video from Allen Samuels, a 30-plus-year casino host and 50-plus-year awkward white dude who had an epiphany whilst talking to a flamboyant Frenchman...
View ArticleRebecca Black Shockingly Unpopular At School, Now Being Homeschooled
Poor Rebecca Black. It’s easy to forget that the YouTube-created turd-meme virtually universally reviled on the internet is only 14, still at the age when young people in school are hormonal as all...
View ArticleRebecca Black Bullied So Much She Quits School to Become Famous
This won’t be the first time I’ve offered to fight anyone who’s mean to Rebecca Black, but in case anyone asks, THE OFFER STILL STANDS! Kii-yigh! (*karate kicks air, cats flee in terror, hits self in...
View ArticleNumber Of Black Girls In This Video: Zero
In case you missed it during that weird period when a video goes viral and the person who made it gets butthurt and takes it down, then realizes it is their only shot at ironic fame and puts it back up...
View ArticleThe National Anthem Of Your Nightmares
It’s a pretty standard feature, the collection of the worst national anthem performances of all-time, and most sports and pop culture blogs usually start running them out around Super Bowl time, unless...
View ArticleRebecca Black Was Profiled By New York Magazine. Yes, I’m Serious.
Did you know that New York magazine published a profile of Rebecca Black in its new issue? By golly, they actually did for some reason, and judging by the comments on the online version of the article,...
View ArticleMeme Watch: Helpful Tyler Durden
“Helpful Tyler Durden” shouldn’t require much explanation for Fight Club fans and I assume I’m in good company. The macro takes that one piece of kick ass Durden fan art that I never can figure out who...
View ArticleSomeone Made A Documentary About Rebecca Black’s ‘Friday’
To the average person, the name Jon Ronson probably doesn’t ring a bell, but to media and documentary geeks likes myself he’s a fairly well-known and highly respected British journalist and...
View ArticleRebecca Black’s ‘Person of Interest’ Is Today’s Video Of Disinterest
Rebecca Black is releasing a debut album this month (oh goody), and she’s just released her third music video, the previous two being “Friday” and “My Moment,” two songs we’re still trying to forget....
View ArticleWatch: Rebecca Black is back with ‘Person of Interest’
Rebecca Black is among the year’s biggest viral sensations, with the sensationally terrible and strange “Friday” video. She struck back with “My Moment,” and now has another sincere effort to rise...
View ArticleBlack Friday Morning Links
This is almost as good as the Sears Bed Intruder commercial. Links Black Friday – Jon Bois reflects on his time spent Shacking Radios on Black Friday. I was there for at least one of them....
View ArticleRick Perry’s Anti-Gay Ad Is Now The Most Disliked Video In YouTube History
“Rick Perry — you just made the most disliked video in the history of YouTube! What are you doing next?” “I’m going back to Niggerhead!” (UPDATE: A couple of people emailed to point that Justin...
View ArticleThe 2011 UPROXX People Of The Year Awards
As the icons of journalistic integrity at People magazine have taught us, limiting an annual award to just one person can be a dangerous task. By naming Bradley Cooper the “Sexiest Man Alive,” People...
View ArticleMove Over Rebecca Black, We’ve Got Hot Girl Problems
It has been 69 days – tee hee! – since the one-year anniversary of Rebecca Black’s rise to fame on February 10, 2011, and I feel that her milestone passed with barely a golf clap. Only 14-years old,...
View ArticleHis Futsal In This Guy’s Face
The best part of this Futsal argument escalating into a Muay Thai knockout (besides me learning what the hell “Futsal” is) is easily the YouTube commenter explaining his motivations: This was in...
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